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PostSubject: shit happens   shit happens EmptySun May 29, 2011 5:56 am

so sense this a in real life, (irl) topic i might asweel tell you the craziest shit that has ever happened to me in my life, if u beat this your fucked up lol, the things that happened to em at the age of 13: sister got arrested for possesion or drugs, i got arrested for trafficking drugs *marijuana* , i got shot in the side of the arm randomly fucking walking in new york city minding my own fucking buisness, rushed to hospital 1 pint of blood loss nearly made it. ran from the cops for a 5minute on foot race, from a party im a fast lil white kid lol.-beat the shit outa some wannabe who pulled a nife will upload pics upon request., and last but not least craziest of all got tackled by a cop, oh thats not bad right?- he had to mace me cuz i was beating the shit outa him., now im turning 14 been off everything for a half a year now feeling good new life judge me if you want i dont care :p -sincerely klbc.
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PostSubject: Re: shit happens   shit happens EmptySun May 29, 2011 1:41 pm

klbc wrote:
so sense this a in real life, (irl) topic i might asweel tell you the craziest shit that has ever happened to me in my life, if u beat this your fucked up lol, the things that happened to em at the age of 13: sister got arrested for possesion or drugs, i got arrested for trafficking drugs *marijuana* , i got shot in the side of the arm randomly fucking walking in new york city minding my own fucking buisness, rushed to hospital 1 pint of blood loss nearly made it. ran from the cops for a 5minute on foot race, from a party im a fast lil white kid lol.-beat the shit outa some wannabe who pulled a nife will upload pics upon request., and last but not least craziest of all got tackled by a cop, oh thats not bad right?- he had to mace me cuz i was beating the shit outa him., now im turning 14 been off everything for a half a year now feeling good new life judge me if you want i dont care :p -sincerely klbc.
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PostSubject: Re: shit happens   shit happens EmptySun May 29, 2011 3:42 pm

lol i dont want to be a parent to ya man, but seems like if you keep this up, your only friend could be the ur big roommate touching your no-nos Smile

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PostSubject: Re: shit happens   shit happens EmptySun May 29, 2011 5:32 pm

walex and everyone please read the end of the para graph or gtfo, i was a badass "kid" but now im not so ya. no1 is gnn abe touching my no no's walex
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PostSubject: Re: shit happens   shit happens EmptySun May 29, 2011 7:59 pm

I was like woahh badass, until I saw the part where you say your turning 14 then I rofl'd Wink your a cool kid
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PostSubject: Re: shit happens   shit happens EmptySun May 29, 2011 8:06 pm

I remove the "Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law" tags from mattresses and pillows.

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PostSubject: Re: shit happens   shit happens EmptySun May 29, 2011 10:04 pm

I park in handicap parking spots with my tricycle and when I'm walking my poodle, I don't pick up it's droppings.

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PostSubject: Re: shit happens   shit happens EmptySun May 29, 2011 10:05 pm

Raawrr wrote:
I was like woahh badass, until I saw the part where you say your turning 14 then I rofl'd Wink your a cool kid
Pfft, and I thought you loved me.

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PostSubject: Re: shit happens   shit happens EmptySun May 29, 2011 11:53 pm

lol watta beast. good thing your clean Very Happy


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PostSubject: Re: shit happens   shit happens EmptyMon May 30, 2011 12:01 am

Lol aaron, hilarious.

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PostSubject: Re: shit happens   shit happens EmptyMon May 30, 2011 6:00 am

Nick T wrote:
you should be black. thats the life of a hood-ass nigga
that was completely racist, uncalled for.
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PostSubject: Re: shit happens   shit happens EmptyMon May 30, 2011 2:54 pm

Yeah, went a little too far there man. Careful on here.

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PostSubject: Re: shit happens   shit happens EmptyMon May 30, 2011 4:48 pm

I steal white airheads from gas stations.


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PostSubject: Re: shit happens   shit happens EmptyMon May 30, 2011 5:04 pm

ImSmurfy wrote:
Nick T wrote:
you should be black. thats the life of a hood-ass nigga
that was completely racist, uncalled for.


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PostSubject: Re: shit happens   shit happens EmptyWed Jun 01, 2011 3:05 am

like i said i was a"cool kid" or a "badass" but i aint no more, and if i was black id probably be shot, again. lol
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PostSubject: Re: shit happens   shit happens EmptySun Jun 05, 2011 7:21 pm

holy shit your a beast, true thug life.
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PostSubject: Re: shit happens   shit happens EmptyWed Jun 22, 2011 2:52 am

im not a thug...lol, more like a pimp
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PostSubject: Re: shit happens   shit happens EmptyThu Jun 23, 2011 8:25 am

I once killed a man for his halloween candy.
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PostSubject: Re: shit happens   shit happens EmptySat Jun 25, 2011 8:52 pm

lol, thats messed up.
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PostSubject: Re: shit happens   shit happens EmptyWed Jun 29, 2011 9:31 pm

klbc wrote:
and last but not least craziest of all got tackled by a cop, oh thats not bad right?- he had to mace me cuz i was beating the shit outa him.

Okay, so how much of the other shit is lies? He may have tackled you, he may have even maced you... but at 13 you were not beating the shit out of him. Maybe you were annoying him by poking him with your fists?
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PostSubject: Re: shit happens   shit happens EmptyThu Jun 30, 2011 8:47 am

flaming from the very start? welcome, king killa... -.-
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PostSubject: Re: shit happens   shit happens EmptyThu Jun 30, 2011 8:55 am

No offence but i agree with king honestly, You won't be able to beat the shit out of a full grown cop. Maybe hit him a couple times, At 13, you don't have the strength, or the mindset to do that at 13. You haven't developed yet.

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PostSubject: Re: shit happens   shit happens EmptyThu Jun 30, 2011 10:00 am

Im not saying he's wrong, but that isnt an introduction that i like to see in a new player. No introduction, straight to calling him a liar. Not very nice to be honest.
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PostSubject: Re: shit happens   shit happens EmptyThu Jun 30, 2011 10:23 am

Oh i know, i totally agree with you.

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I apologize for my rude entry. I promise over time you will all love me.
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